So I get this phone call...

Me: Thank you for calling Walgreens, part of the Blue Cross network, this is Anonymous PharmD Candidate, how may I help you?

(ok let's be honest, I don't actually say all that)

Caller: Pharmacist please.

Me: What is the question regarding?

Caller: A diaper rash. SOMETHING YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT.

Me: HAHAHA YA I GUESS I'M JUST A STUPID PHARMACY STUDENT. HOLD PLEASE.

(ok let's be honest, I didn't overreact like that. But seriously, could the lady be anymore rude????)